At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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