Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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