you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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