and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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