We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
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im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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