CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
