she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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