only if we run a train.
done.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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