whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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