OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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