Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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