but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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