he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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