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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(301): View more from Maryland

look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.

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(850): View more from Florida

His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.

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(718): View more from New York

Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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