we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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