I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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