you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
wow bdsm is so cute
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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