Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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