Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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