Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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