he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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