i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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