I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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