You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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