boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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