Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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