i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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