I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I cut my penus on the lid.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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