You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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