normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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