i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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