Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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