just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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