So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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