I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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