OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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