What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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