If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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