So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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