pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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