So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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