i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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