We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
should my penis look like a turkey
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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