You surviving the open bar?
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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