I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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