hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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