I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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