im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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