My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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