Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think i got beer on your cat.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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