guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my being single is dangerous.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
