where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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