it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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